Posts Tagged ‘silly’

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April Fool’s Joke

April 8, 2015

Over a thousand people have downloaded an episode of the embedded.fm where I interview our cat

At least three people listened to the whole thing, probably more. It was not our usual hour, only about 20 minutes but still I interviewed our cat. Chris piped up occasionally with the most hilarious additions. But I didn’t really expect other people to listen to the whole thing. I did it for my own amusement. I felt a bit guilty as it caused Chris lots of work (editing it was really tough! And yes, that was our cat though there were multiple recording sessions).

This is the first time I’ve ever participated in April Fools day. It has always been something I avoided or looked on with annoyed amusement (ThinkGeek, though, that is pure amusement).

There is a community to having done a prank like this. 

I found the episode really funny to plan, to do, and to listen to. It worked for me and even thinking about it now makes me want to giggle.

But a joke that is shared? It is much better.

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Special Effects

March 26, 2015

There is a contest to design a TV show that will draw people to engineering the way that MacGyver did for so many of us. And they want a woman protagonist. You can see the contest rules and enter at TheNextMacGyver.com. This is one of my entries.

Title: Special Effects

Genre: Comedy, family drama

Logline (summary):

Running a live educational children’s program is not easy. The show must go on even when everything is broken: Micah had better start fixing this mess, right now.

Pilot synopsis:

On the stage of a live, educations children’s TV show, everything works perfectly. All of the puppets are in good repair, all of the robots work without error, each light is timed perfectly, and even the rails for the camera are working as planned. Every special effect works exactly as intended.

Micah receives congratulations from her coworkers on her fantastic engineering skills, becoming more deeply unhappy with each accolade. Her boss, knowing her well, says he’s certain she’ll come up with something better next time.

Micah is an artist and engineer. She likes to learn and try new things. She’s sick of everyone telling her how awesome her job is (she knows). She gets bored with doing the same thing the same way each time. This tendency to change things, even working things, often leads her into trouble.

Main Character Description:

In her mid-20 and pretty, Micah can weld, work in a shop, use a soldering iron, and program a computer. She has minions to help her but she does the bulk of engineering for the show. She knows how to make it all work; fixing anything that needs it, possibly a few things that don’t. (Mythbusters showed that awesome engineering skills are needed for special effects and stunts, she could have been Adam, if they’d only cast Mythbusters better.)

Three Sample Episode Storylines:

  1. One of the puppeteers gets sick, Micah has to fill in. The work is hot and sweaty so she builds robotics to replace herself. The creature stops moving on live TV and emits smoke. Tears (and hilarity) ensue.
  2. Micah talks her producer into letting her build a robot. Now she has to give it personality but the darn thing is just a lump of metal without personality (well, occasionally it is creepy but definitely not the R2D2 she’d dreamed up for herself).
  3. A favorite reading puppet is destroyed when a child vomits on it. Micah rebuilds the skeleton and skin before the next show.
  4. Micah gets a helper: a boy who uses his Make-A-Wish to see how the eyes glow in his favorite creature. In a quiet episode, she shows how accomplishes this effect in a way anyone can follow.
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Underground

March 22, 2015

There is a contest to design a TV show that will draw people to engineering the way that MacGyver did for so many of us. And they want a woman protagonist. You can see the contest rules and enter at TheNextMacGyver.com. This is one of my entries.

Title: Underground

Genre: Drama

Logline (summary):

Jenny joins The Game to solve puzzles. If only she knew which side she’s on…

Pilot synopsis:

Jenny Quinn has three degrees: electrical engineering, mechanical engineering, and cognitive psychology. She knows a lot of theory but not much about people.

Hired as a junior professor despite her extreme social awkwardness, Jenny discovers she not only hates lecturing, she’s so bad at it that her school is about to fire her.

She calls her aunt to complain and ends up playing a complicated real-life game of puzzles, science, math, even costume play. She flies through everything except the costume part: pretending she’s a spy (she does ok but throws up after, the only physical stress she shows throughout the game).

Jenny is enthralled but does not realize the game is actually breaking into Acme Technology HQ. When “caught”, actually by presenting herself at the head office, Jenny is reprimanded then offered a position creating gadgets for spies. She jumps at the opportunity to continue solving excellent puzzles.

Main Character Description:

Jenny is 24, striking. She is healthy from swimming but klutzy: her body is a tool but she spends her time in her mind. Being social is as difficult and exhausting for her as it would be for another to solve a two-body physics problem.

Through her job at Acme Tech, developing devices for covert operatives (spies), she gains people skills and connects with her coworkers. Eventually, she grows from introverted nerd to someone who speaks for the agents heading into danger.

Three Sample Episode Storylines:

  1. When a rush job comes in, Jenny learns speed is of the essence. She fumbles around, working alone and refusing help. She fails to deliver the required gadget. Luckily, she’s not the only smart one and Joe saves the day. Jenny wonders if she’s smart enough.
  1. Jenny lets a shield device go a little early, knowing there was an occasional glitch. It fails and someone gets very hurt depending on her tech. At work, she act like it is no big deal but is unhappy as she heads home.
  1. After several episodes of awesome puzzles, Jenny realizes her devices kill people, real world people, not simulation targets. She begins to wonder who she works for.
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Seven

November 28, 2014

I got to thinking about Thanksgiving as a holiday devoted to eating (though, thanking is sometimes considered, let’s be honest about the true tummy extending form of the holiday). That got me to thinking about gluttony and wondering if we had holidays devoted to all seven deadly sins.

Wikipedia says Dante’s Divine Comedy lists the sins as

  1. luxuria (lechery/lust)
  2. gula (gluttony)
  3. avaritia (avarice/greed)
  4. acedia (sloth/discouragement)
  5. ira (wrath)
  6. invidia (envy)
  7. superbia (pride)

Lust is obviously St. Valentine’s day. That’s easy. Gluttony is Thanksgiving.

Greed? Hmm….

Oooh! Sloth is Labor Day! Actually, I think April Fool’s Day is the best match for sloth/discouragement. While normally the gags are funny, they are often deceptively discouraging.

Wrath? I think maybe Halloween, though that really depends on tricks or treats.

Envy, I would say would be Christmas. Is anyone ever truly happy with their presents? And don’t we ask for things we envy? Or is that greed? I don’t think I understand the difference between these. Maybe Christmas is greed and CES is about envy. But that isn’t a holiday.

Clearly, I need a list of holidays. Ahh, that helps. New Year’s Day is drunkenness, which doesn’t make the list of sins. I suppose I’m glad for that. Sadly, stupidity is not a sin or Groundhog’s Day would get a slot.

Pride? I suppose St. Patrick’s Day. Or 4th of July. Yeah, that’s more general. Though I do like fireworks.  Oh! I know! Ahahahahaaheeehee!

Let’s see:

  1. Lust – Valentines (90% match)
  2. Gluttony – Thanksgiving (90% match)
  3. Avarice/greed – Christmas (85% match)
  4. Sloth/discouragement – April Fool’s Day (75% match)
  5. Wrath – Halloween (50% match)
  6. Envy – CES (40% match); Spring Break (40% match)
  7. Pride – SuperBowl Sunday (75% match)

So the easy ones are easy but the other ones, not so much.

Have you considered this? What did you come up with for wrath and envy? I did consider Christmas Eve for Greed and Christmas Day for Envy. That is better than the ones I chose but seemed unfair that Christmas got two slots.

 

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In which it becomes obvious that I’m not in marketing

April 18, 2014

I want to name my are-you-ok gadget. I mean give it a proper name, something catchy and jingly. Something that takes the awkward description I give and then the example and turns it into a blindingly obvious system.

Unfortunately, I am not good at this. If it was up to me, all our pets would likely be called Bob. (It would make things easier, don’t you think?) Also, when working on a tshirt to improve posture, my favorite name (and the working name of the project before my husband explained the negative connotations): StraightT!

I thought to ask Elizabeth but she was the one who wanted to have it post to Facebook with a status of “Maybe not dead”. I find that hilarious but I’m not sure everyone would.

In the code, I call the thing ayok (for “are you ok?”). It is unwieldy to pronounce, I don’t say it very often. Even in my internal monologue.

A day or two ago, I had a brainstorm and decided that the name should be Mandy-the-manatee since the plush is (currently) a manatee. And Mandy is sort of a portmanteau of Maybe Not Dead (ok so Mande might be “better”).

I emailed Elizabeth to tell her the good news. I hadn’t considered it before but Elizabeth had this rant about how pre-named plushies are wrong. Wrong, I tell you. Owners should get to name their own animals.

Which, of course, means I immediately want to name mine Bob.

But back to a system name. How about POM for piece of mind? I bet the pomegranate people not appreciate it. Though their little heart logo would be nice too. As long as I’m going to infringe, might as well go all the way.

POL or Polly for proof-of-life? That’s another name for the animal, not for the system. Though Pet Polly isn’t bad and tells you what to do with the device.

What about GlaDos due to the “Still Alive” (also due to innate creepiness of having a stuffed animal spy on you)? I suppose that has a copyright or something.

Anyone want to suggest a name? The bar here is quite low.