{"id":25,"date":"2012-04-10T09:44:08","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T01:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/logicalelegance.com\/journey\/?p=25"},"modified":"2012-04-10T09:44:08","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T01:44:08","slug":"somewhere-between-disbelief-and-awe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/logicalelegance.com\/journey\/2012\/04\/somewhere-between-disbelief-and-awe\/","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere between disbelief and awe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I tell people, that we are going to drive across the country, the responses are distinctly bimodal. Some people gleefully enthuse about awesome road trips, gushing about a trip of a lifetime. The ones who have done it want to discuss routes and stops, things that we just have to see and tourist attractions that just weren&#8217;t worth it (ahem, Niagra Falls, I&#8217;m looking at you). The ones who haven&#8217;t done a trip like this seem to be ready to pack a bag and come along with us, wistfully saying &#8220;if only&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The other end of the spectrum expresses confusion and doubt, &#8220;So why don&#8217;t you fly?&#8221; (Sadly, if I was the hearer instead of the teller, I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;d fall into this end of the response curve.) If I opt to explain about people on the does-not-fly list (that would be different than the do-not-fly list), then they ask about drugging him. They can&#8217;t conceive of wanting to drive. <\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m starting to get it. I&#8217;m starting to get excited about seeing all these places. I&#8217;ve read about chile roasting in New Mexico, I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;ll be there at the right time, but I bet we can still get some green chile cheeseburgers (I believe those are the required eating in NM). <\/p>\n<p>And between Flagstaff and Albuquerque is the petrified forest. We are going to stop there, I agreed to a long first drive so we&#8217;d have time to dawdle. I bet it will be amazing. I&#8217;ll finally get to see real weather in Oklahoma and Arkansas, though I don&#8217;t want to be near a tornado. (Hey, earthquakes are fine but I watch Stormchasers, I don&#8217;t want to be that close to an F-anything.) <\/p>\n<p>And in Memphis, I totally want to go to a blues club. And maybe see Graceland. <\/p>\n<p>I want to know- how do the Appalachians compare to the Rockies, really? Not from a topology perspective but from actual feet on the ground view.<\/p>\n<p>Washington DC, our nation&#8217;s capital. I&#8217;ve never been but I hear the Smithsonian is spectacular. Art, Air and Space and Natural History, we can do all those. And the mall and the monuments. I want to see if I can find <em>my<\/em> book in the Library of Congress. Oh, and maybe we can go to the spy museum. I bet their gift store is the best. Three days in DC is going to be enough to be thoroughly exhausting but not surely not enough to get bored. Then we&#8217;ll rest up with C&#8217;s parents in Connecticut before the whirlwind starts again. <\/p>\n<p>Is the east coast really that different from the west coast? I hear antique means something very different out there. And coming from the ivory tower of Silicon Valley, I think I want to know what the rest of the country looks like. The economy here seems better but what about everywhere else? Will the socio-economic-political attitudes be glaringly different? <\/p>\n<p>I bet Boston feels like home though. I want to see MIT (how would my life have been different if I&#8217;d gone there?) and the Boston Library (wonder if they have my book?). And then we&#8217;ll go with the family to Plymouth which is going to make me appreciate Thanksgiving more, I&#8217;m sure. And Cape Code, a place I&#8217;ve only really seen in lovely pictures. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll see friends in Ohio and Michigan. And maybe Massachusetts and New Jersey if we can organize it. I may finally get to see Rob&#8217;s giant apple tree (it caused problems dropping branches on his roof, which is two or three stories high). <\/p>\n<p>I want to see one of the amazing baseball parks, either Wrigley Field or Fenway Park. The Sox are playing a home game the weekend we&#8217;ll be there but we are supposed to be doing family things&#8230; hmmm&#8230; it may be difficult to sneak away. Shhhh&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>In Wisconsin, there is a manufacturer of large fiberglass sculptures (think of the Bob&#8217;s Big Boy sign). They have a sculpture graveyard the public can walk around. Can you imagine the surreal photos? <\/p>\n<p>And we cannot pass up a spin around a small portion of the mall of America once we get to Minnesota. I wonder if the northern, mountain states feel big and clean. <\/p>\n<p>We are stopping an extra day in Yellowstone. I don&#8217;t have any plan for that but I already know a day won&#8217;t be enough. <\/p>\n<p>One of the guide books said that being spontaneous is great but if you utterly lack a plan, what you&#8217;ll find is what the middle of nowhere looks like. Because there is a lot of nowhere. I want to see a lot of somewheres. <\/p>\n<p>Possibly the bimodal nature of the responses is due to my own ambivalence. I&#8217;m certainly hesitant about leaving my comfy home and life. But as I get more excited about seeing these places and think more about all the neat things I&#8217;ll see, maybe I&#8217;ll hear more joy from other people. <\/p>\n<p>It is a trip of a lifetime. <\/p>\n<p>So now, a quiz: Is it a trip of a lifetime because<br \/>\na) Oh, the amazing things you&#8217;ll see&#8230;<br \/>\nb) Traffic and weather statistics indicate this will shorten life expectancy.<br \/>\nc) Been there done that, on to other adventures. No need to do ever it again.<br \/>\nd) Only an idiot would do it twice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I tell people, that we are going to drive across the country, the responses are distinctly bimodal. Some people gleefully enthuse about awesome road trips, gushing about a trip of a lifetime. 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