We once had a cat sitter who left a card that she said she saw a black cat in the yard and wondered if it was ours. She didn’t call to ask even though she knew our cats were indoors only. I wonder if she knew why we immediately asked for our key back.<\/p>\n
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So with some trepidation, I read a text message from Jennifer, the house and pet sitter, yesterday. She was at the house, “I’m here with Zoey and the gang \ud83d\ude42 Everything is fine.”<\/p>\n
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Um, Zoe has a gang? That is not good. A gang? Those are really bad news. I can only imagine the initiation rite: the beagle demanding that all who join up eat part of a dead-for-many-days squirrel (she did it, only the strong will survive). <\/p>\n
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And I bet she’s dealing catnip to Dylan. He loves the stuff but isn’t allowed in the backyard to get high, he’s probably her enforcer (he is a very large cat). I always thought Ani had more pride, she certainly turns her nose up at the ‘nip when I bring some inside for Dylan. But, hey, we leave, who knows what sort of coercion they are using on her. <\/p>\n
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I’m sure, in the end, Bear (with his new Rizzo style haircut) will rat them all out to the authorities.<\/p>\n
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